thanks, but no thanks: deux

I’m all for embracing all life has to offer, but there is no way I would jump in the “Devil’s Pool” above Victoria Falls. No Way.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/devilspool.asp

I don’t care that people are tossing their kids(!) in there. I really don’t think I could do this. Just looking at the pictures makes me ill. The videos at the bottom of the page are worth watching, especially the first (29 sec) one. (note for those at work- you don’t need the sound on)

thanks, but no thanks

 I ended up fixated on this ad a while back, despite the annoying animation, because I couldn’t believe they were saying what I finally figured out they were saying. So here’s a quick test, to see if I’m crazy:

1. Which person would you rather be? 

2. Which person would you rather hang out with?

3. Is success really determined by living arrangements and cost and frequency of haircuts? 

4. Does that even look like a $65 haircut?

5. Is anyone else disturbed by a school that turns fun, funky, albeit lopsided people into frightening Stepford-bots?

I’m back with the macrobloggers

I gave tumblr a shot for the last month or so, but I just don’t seem to be a microblogger. Tumblr is set up for people to post multiple posts per day from their home, office, coffee shop, or on-the-go with whatever handheld device they happen to own. In my case, there are three problems with this:

1) Show of hands for anyone who wants to hear from me multiple times per day. Anyone? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

2) Although I can get away with blogging while at work, it’s really a bad idea.

3) I’m not an update-on-the-run person. I don’t own anything to update with, nor do I want to. One of the bonuses of being away from home and office is that I’m NOT online.

Now that I’ve come to terms with being a macroblogger, it makes sense to move to a blogging platform with more functionality. So I set up this wordpress blog, imported some of my favorite posts from my old livejournal with 3 readers, and imported my tumblr posts (which took a decent chunk of time, and I still lost all the comments :-(  And then, for the heck of it, I set up my wp blog to feed to my tumblr. I ended up letting the lj go, but with some sadness, because their comment system leads to much better conversations, I think. In fact, I’ve had some awesome conversations on lj. Anyway, I could go on about what I see as the pros and cons of each platform, but I’ll leave it there. Ciao!

but how is he at Halo?

presented without comment..

The Ohio Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned the death sentence of a man convicted of murder after concluding that he was mentally retarded.
The court decided 7 to 0 to reverse a lower court ruling that the man, Clifton White, 35, formerly of Akron, was not mentally retarded despite the testimony of psychologists hired by the state and the defense team who said that their diagnosis of mental retardation was “not a close call.”

[…]

The lower court had ruled that Mr. White was not mentally retarded based partly on the testimony of Heather Kawczk, who said he worked, rented an apartment, bought a truck and helped her when she bought a car.

Ms. Kawczk said Mr. White could cook, drive, and play the video game “Mortal Kombat” well enough to win half the time.

The Supreme Court cited expert testimony in determining that such abilities did not rule out retardation.

if I miss REM, this will be why

1. This is the Ticketmaster security code I was faced with this morning when REM tickets went on sale. I think they were getting back at me for posting those other codes. Any guesses?

2. Can someone please explain to me why, for a show that doesn’t sell out, if you wait hours or even weeks after tickets go on sale you can get better “best available” tickets than you would have gotten at the moment they go on sale? I am already finding better seats for REM this afternoon than I found when tickets went on sale this morning. Ticketmaster, you are lame.

hoo boy, can’t wait..

Yahoo launches site focused on women

I hate stuff like this. See, to the best of my knowledge I am in fact a woman, and yet it’s a sure bet that anything targeted to women is going to have zero appeal for me and many of my female friends. Case in point, Yahoo is going to launch “Shine”, “a site for women between ages 25 and 54.” After admitting that this is all about targeting advertising to this group, Yahoo pretends they have a nobler mission..

“These women were sort of caretakers for everybody in their lives,” she said. “They didn’t feel like there was a place that was looking at the whole them — as a parent, as a spouse, as a daughter. They were looking for one place that gave them everything.”

Everything? So this site is going to have world news? In-depth political analysis? Science and technology? Well, not exactly:

With Shine, Yahoo plans to expand its offerings in parenting, sex and love, healthy living, food, career and money, entertainment, fashion, beauty, home life, and astrology.

Sigh. So in other words, the usual lineup for anything prefaced by the word “Women’s”. Now, I have nothing against many of these things in isolation, but why is it that “Women’s” issues/magazines/websites/etc always focus exclusively on these and only these topics? Sadly, I think the answer has nothing to do with the oppression of the patriarchy or whatnot, but rather has to do with the fact that on the average, this is what most women are interested in. Women probably still do most of the grocery shopping, and if they tended to buy the Economist or Atlantic Monthly or even something like Wired as impulse buys, then those magazines would be next to the checkout instead of Cosmo, Good Housekeeping, and People. But they aren’t.

Thing is, I spent last Saturday evening hanging out with five people I’m reasonably certain are women, and I don’t think we talked about any of the above topics. I don’t remember everything we discussed, but I know politics was huge, and other topics included mice, blogging, batshit insane neighbors, and how to immobilize an ostrich. I ask you, when will Yahoo make a website for women like us??