I ended up fixated on this ad a while back, despite the annoying animation, because I couldn’t believe they were saying what I finally figured out they were saying. So here’s a quick test, to see if I’m crazy:
1. Which person would you rather be?
2. Which person would you rather hang out with?
3. Is success really determined by living arrangements and cost and frequency of haircuts?
4. Does that even look like a $65 haircut?
5. Is anyone else disturbed by a school that turns fun, funky, albeit lopsided people into frightening Stepford-bots?