Dear girl on her cell phone behind me in line this morning at Espresso Royale,
Thank you for sharing the intimate details of your personal life with your fellow line standees. It gave me a chance to kill time during an unusually long wait discussing your situation with another person standing nearby. The conclusions we came to were:
1. He’s just not that into you. At all.
2. If you don’t want to know that he totally hooked up with a hot girl over the weekend, don’t read his facebook page.
3. The reason he’s ignoring you is not that his friend Dylan is bitter about being dumped and consequently wants all his friends to be single. Please re-read #1.
4. Don’t make him cupcakes for his birthday.
This marks the debut of “Can you hear me now?” as a recurring feature of this blog. Cell phone blabbers of Boston, consider yourself warned!
