oh for the love of god, people

Surely the war must be over if this is what passes for breaking news?
‘Kristen’ has reportedly left her building
Spokesman says Spitzer-linked call girl may not be going back to apartment

Separated at birth??

Apologies for yet another airing of the Spitzer pic, but my first thought when I saw it was “That’s Waldorf!”, followed by “Or Statler” and then “Sam would know”. So I decided to see how close they came. Not bad!

Statler: Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show.
Waldorf: Who’s a fool? You watched it.

[edited to add: Sam informs me that it's Statler. Also gawker referred to the Spitzer pic later in the week as "that muppet photo", so I guess my observation wasn't that original. Or maybe gawker ripped it off from me! (unlikely)]